If you want to take away hockey, you better take away Canada and everything in it. Because if not, I’ll strap rulers to my feet; I’ll build a rink with my freezer; I’ll find a patch of ice in the middle of the road; I’ll make a puck out of frozen hamburgers; and hit at rocks with a fallen branch if I have to. And I will call it hockey.
(Source: futuresaad, via the-way-she-looks-at-him)
I totally refuse to have these feelings about hockey. But seriously, this is just genius. I think that anyone who is...